
The ones I ended up with had a huge floppy cardboard letting the world know the size I would be wearing, and that they were size X, Short and washed to look like I'd had a run in with a bleach-carrier. There are other jeans out there, with sizes that allow you to match the length of your legs and the width of your waist and they're soft, with thread the same colour as the pants, but damn, they're expensive. And by the way, "distressed", although it describes me, is also a key to the higher price.
Actually, I had forgotten that I have one really great pair of jeans. They actually fit me and are comfortable, but they got paint on them so I bought a rhinestone star patch for them and for some reason I've put them away for the season, and now I'm ashamed I've been so grumpy.